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avram ([personal profile] avram) wrote2004-05-10 10:52 pm
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Realized while watching Van Helsing

Action movies take place in a world where women’s high heels contain anti-gravity devices.

[identity profile] acrobatty.livejournal.com 2004-05-11 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Their breasts do, too!

[personal profile] cheshyre 2004-05-11 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
No, those are comic books...

[identity profile] acrobatty.livejournal.com 2004-05-12 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
No, in comic books they have enlargement pills AND antigravity.

In MTV music videos, antigravity and they're attached by fine wires to invisible pendula.

It is these subtle differences that the true connoisseur notes. :D