Just finished the 5th Harry potter book

[avram]

OK, better than the 4th one, but...

...if I ever find myself in a world full of wizards, and somebody hands me a magic item and tells me not to look at it right away, I’m at the very least going to ask what it does and how it works, and if I don’t get a straight answer, I’m gonna smack the guy right in the fucking head.

And if someone I’m fond of ever vanishes through a mysterious magical arch, I’m about 99% certain that I’ll ask “So what is that arch thing, anyway? What does it do? Where do people go if they fall through it, and what happens if you use a pole to shove the veils aside and shine a flashlight into it?”. Or maybe torch instead of flashlight if I’m British.

Man, that’s just frustrating.