BFL, week 10, day 4: upper-body

I don’t remember my arms feeling quite so noodly after last time.

(  Upper-body workout numbers  )

Life imitates The Onion

If you read political weblogs you’ll have already seen this a dozen or so times, though I think Atrios got it first. If not, here, from today’s Philadelphia Inquirer:

Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush--living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge--told his top officials to "stop the leaks" to the media, or else.

News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately.

Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.

Need To Know had a bunch of “life imitates The Onion” jokes a while back, linking to news stories that sounded uncannily like Onion parodies. I found a bunch of them by googling, but all of the news links have expired by now. Does CNN give a damn about whether people will be able to look up their stories three years from now?

Mormonism: the Gathering

Not much I can add to this: Mormonism: the Gathering. Except this:

Ghost Baptism: Take target creature out of opponent's graveyard, put it into your graveyard.