As funny as The Onion

I wish The Borowitz Report had an RSS feed, so I wouldn’t forget to check it. This is great stuff:

STEINBRENNER ACQUIRES NUCLEAR WEAPON
Trades Alex Rodriguez to Kim Jong-Il

KERRY RIPPED BY SWIFT BOAT LESBIANS FOR TRUTH
Gay Daughters of Boat Vets Unleash Attack Ads

POLL: AMERICANS EVENLY DIVIDED OVER WHICH POLL THEY BELIEVE
Gallup, Zogby in Statistical Dead Heat