"Needs" meme

So how it works is, you google for “your_first_name needs”, and grab the first ten results. Mine:

1. Avram needs some transformation.
2. Avram needs to get involved in this battle and be victorious.
3. Avram needs someone to take over sound editing when he leaves in three weeks.
4. Reflection will reveal that this is not the only decision Avram needs to make.
5. Avram needs to use the computer.
6. Avram needs some way of knowing when to stop waiting for more output from them so that it doesn't get stuck waiting forever.
7. In other words, God is telling Avram that he must leave home because he, Avram, needs to, for his own sake.
8. Avram needs to explore whether what he sees as bias toward Al Gore is actually accurate coverage. (This is the coolest one, because it’s actually referring to me.)
9. The only exercise the svelte Avram needs he gets spanking dietists in published debate.
10. Avram needs to go play on a busy motorway.