Old Jewish joke:
Three Reform rabbis are bragging about how liberal their synagogues are. One starts off “Our temple is so liberal, we allow smoking on Yom Kippur.”
The second says “That’s nothing; on Yom Kipper we brought in a caterer and served ham sandwiches.”
The third says “Ah, you two are practically Orthodox. At Yom Kippur, our temple had a sign up: Closed for the Holidays.”
And now, the news: Many megachurches will be closed December 25th. (via GetReligion)
Three Reform rabbis are bragging about how liberal their synagogues are. One starts off “Our temple is so liberal, we allow smoking on Yom Kippur.”
The second says “That’s nothing; on Yom Kipper we brought in a caterer and served ham sandwiches.”
The third says “Ah, you two are practically Orthodox. At Yom Kippur, our temple had a sign up: Closed for the Holidays.”
And now, the news: Many megachurches will be closed December 25th. (via GetReligion)