Like a budgie

Yeah, so Ryan Sohmer and Lar DeSouza crapped this out.

So Barry Deutsch did this.

Leading me to do…

( ...this. )

(If anyone else is interested in matching the fonts, they’re ACME Secret Agent at 12 points and Anime Ace italic at 15 points, both free from Blambot. Because what’s the point of parody if you can’t match the fonts?)