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feiran, a meme: Take one line each from the last 50 non-private/screened entries in your friends' list postings, and make them into a poem. The title is included, sequence doesn’t matter.
pirate words
Woke up nine minutes ago.
was a little too tired to play very much,
I'm up and relatively functional
and I'm tired, tired, tired.
That's much how I'm feeling at the moment. Believe in the premise?
A visual history of today.
I don’t mean real events,
Work, rehearsal, sleep. Work, rehearsal, sleep.
I want to get a sense of what other people are doing
So now I slowly put things back.
Cleaning, organizing, making evil plans, etc.
And I almost got it straight, too!
pencil poised over the paper, staring intently into thin air
The knocking that will wake Duncan comes from the door we all came in through,
i have purple hair and a purple house. they are not the same shade.
We declared victory and got out at 4:30am
Because we are hedonists
Nighty night. Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.
I found this object in an unlikely location.
it might be the set of nesting Pyrex bowls
it’s three pounds per boardfoot
stereotypical and cheap
People have clearly not just treated them carelessly, but with complete indifference.
But that is, of course, my side of the war.
Not only am I an insensitive asshole
This is largely thanks to the horrors of consumerism.
tossing her hair repeatedly, gleaming grins out towards the rest of the world
I have a special surprise for you.
no matter how much they terrify me!
Worst possible combination of outcomes
Eukaryotic replication is still mysterious,
the tapirs don't talk to anybody
Anyone got a list?
all these polymerases, reagents, cleavage sites, and protein structures
Fluttershy, Daisy Jo, Strawberry Swirl and Tink-A-Tink-A-Too
Laurel and Hawkmoth are both varieties of Sphingidae
Bob Dylan Unplugged
maybe he made Poe see God or something
a god he is philosophically required to disbelieve in
hoping to hear new music I’ve never heard before
They'd talked her out of doing this at least once
The only mistake they made, and it was a huge one in my estimation,
Happy birthday zorinth !
Happy birthday zorinth !!!!
Happy Birthday, zorinth and eck
He'll be very appreciative.
First he pisses on it, now he's sleeping on it.
"I wouldn't lactate on you even if you were on fire."
this'll bite us in the ass now
pirate words
Woke up nine minutes ago.
was a little too tired to play very much,
I'm up and relatively functional
and I'm tired, tired, tired.
That's much how I'm feeling at the moment. Believe in the premise?
A visual history of today.
I don’t mean real events,
Work, rehearsal, sleep. Work, rehearsal, sleep.
I want to get a sense of what other people are doing
So now I slowly put things back.
Cleaning, organizing, making evil plans, etc.
And I almost got it straight, too!
pencil poised over the paper, staring intently into thin air
The knocking that will wake Duncan comes from the door we all came in through,
i have purple hair and a purple house. they are not the same shade.
We declared victory and got out at 4:30am
Because we are hedonists
Nighty night. Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.
I found this object in an unlikely location.
it might be the set of nesting Pyrex bowls
it’s three pounds per boardfoot
stereotypical and cheap
People have clearly not just treated them carelessly, but with complete indifference.
But that is, of course, my side of the war.
Not only am I an insensitive asshole
This is largely thanks to the horrors of consumerism.
tossing her hair repeatedly, gleaming grins out towards the rest of the world
I have a special surprise for you.
no matter how much they terrify me!
Worst possible combination of outcomes
Eukaryotic replication is still mysterious,
the tapirs don't talk to anybody
Anyone got a list?
all these polymerases, reagents, cleavage sites, and protein structures
Fluttershy, Daisy Jo, Strawberry Swirl and Tink-A-Tink-A-Too
Laurel and Hawkmoth are both varieties of Sphingidae
Bob Dylan Unplugged
maybe he made Poe see God or something
a god he is philosophically required to disbelieve in
hoping to hear new music I’ve never heard before
They'd talked her out of doing this at least once
The only mistake they made, and it was a huge one in my estimation,
Happy birthday zorinth !
Happy birthday zorinth !!!!
Happy Birthday, zorinth and eck
He'll be very appreciative.
First he pisses on it, now he's sleeping on it.
"I wouldn't lactate on you even if you were on fire."
this'll bite us in the ass now