The Net interprets your skull as...

[avram]

“Whenever someone thinks that they can replace SSL/SSH with something much better that they designed this morning over coffee, their computer speakers should generate some sort of penis-shaped sound wave and plunge it repeatedly into their skulls until they achieve enlightenment.” — Peter Gutmann

Derived from this exchange:

Makali: Also, whenever a programmer thinks, “Hey, skins, what a cool idea”, their computer’s speakers should create some sort of cock-shaped soundwave and plunge it repeatedly through their skulls.

JWZ: HA! I fully support your proposed audio-cock technology.

All ganked from the latest NTK, full of good stuff.