Attack of the Bad Dialog

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Chris and I saw Attack of the Clones today, in digital projection. Man, are those special effects and set designs awesome! Man, does Yoda look cool laying out that serious Jedi smackdown! Man, does that dialog stink!

I’m thinking we might have been better served by a treatment along the lines of an animated Peanuts cartoon. The camera could have just followed Yoda and R2-D2 around, and whenever Annikin was onscreen he would have been just a pair of legs going mwap-mwap mwo wahh.