Destroy the Software!

[avram]

It turns out that I must immediately destroy the Software, for is removed from here because it contains a virus. Or so some New Zealander named Heather is telling my via email. Who knew? I’m reminded of that guy from the “High Society” story arc of Cerebus who kept trying to sell the idea of indoor plumbing in broken language to people who thought he was nuts. “Away the sewage! Fifty percent guaranteed smell!”

This has something to do with the Klez worm, one of those things I haven’t been paying attention to because I’m a Mac user who doesn’t use a Microsoft email client. I used to use Eudora, but switched over to SweetMail last year when Eudora kept crashing. Away the software!