Sex Tips from Donald Rumsfeld

[avram]

Y’know, the first time I looked at Gawker, it seemed insufferably smug. Now it seems sufferably smug, and often funny. Here, a link to an Esquire column: Sex Tips from Donald Rumsfeld (that page didn’t fully render for me; I had to try the printing version):

Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: My wife and I are happily married, but the spark seems to have gone out of our sex life. How can we spice it up? —Harry Blumenthal, Bakersfield, California

Secretary Rumsfeld: There's no great mystery here, Harry. It can't be that hard to understand. You get in there, you do your job, you develop an exit strategy, and you get the heck out of there. That's the way sex works. Why does everything have to be so difficult?

Comments

[marykaykare.livejournal.com]

EEEUUUUWWWW. Just the title squicked me beyond belief. I think I want a shower now.

MKK