There's no time for recriminations, no time for debate. In the face of these cowardly attacks, we must join together in support of our country and our President. This must never happen again. So let's get ready to invade Santa's Workshop.
He's got a supersonic air transport system that can deploy toys of mass destruction to any spot on the globe within 24 hours! He's the moral equivalent of Tonton Macoute!
Not to mention the espionage: He's been spying on American boys & girls for decades (to see if they're naughty or "nice"). (Should we send the 82nd Airborne, or the mutant-hunting Sentinel robots?)
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Date: 2003-05-20 03:58 pm (UTC)One of our submarines
Is eaten tonight
Seems she was attacked by polar bears . ..
A hungry bear
To chew upon their rudder
One more night
The Winter Bears are snacking on our spam tins. . .
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Date: 2003-05-21 04:29 am (UTC)