A failure of creativity

I’ve read that bunch of right-wing idiots have decided that The Incredibles is some kind of political metaphor for, I dunno, the Bush administration’s Iraq policy, or the restraints that right-wingers imagine liberals are placing on them. So I figured I’d write up a bit about how all of Pixar’s movies have been current-events political metaphors only, damn, I can’t think of anything.

I feel like I did back when I tried to synopsize the NATO Charter as a series of excerpts from television theme songs, but ran out of gas after only coming up with Article 5: The theme from Bonanaza (“If anyone fights any one of us, he's gonna fight with me”).

Hey, wait! The theme from Cheers could work for Article 2!