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I got a new pair of shoes on Friday, ’cause my old ones had a hole in the sole the size of my thumbprint. The new pair came with instructions:

Keep away from rain, insolation and fire to avoid the transmutation or break, don’t use indoor shoes for violent exercise outdoor, clean with a damp cloth using a solution of water and mild soap, dry away from direct heat to extend life and maintain suppleness or leather, apply shoes dressing.