Kermy, Kermy, how was I supposed to know...

[avram]

Somewhere among all the myriad parallel universes and alternate timelines, there’s one where The Muppet Show was still being produced into the ’90s. Yesterday, during the CthulhuPunk game, someone from that universe got hold of a thought projector and inserted into my brain the video of Miss Piggy’s performance of Brittney Spears’s “(Hit Me) Baby One More Time”.

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[cattitude.livejournal.com]

My all-time favorite is our national security advisor, the Swedish Chef.

Firz de finde weapy mazz destructy. Weapy weapy wappy wappy deztruct! Den, wir hundeginda deee nia billi tee! Sverden hongen de deeni abi latee! Svar hatten boomen!

Mizc weapy mit der huerden terrorizt! De terrorizt de svingen iraqiboo! Iraqiboo! Nurde af ga nis tan! De svorden hungen zaddaam! Whackie houden Zadaam!

At this point a giant chicken lays a ton of ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel on Muppet Studios. Rocks fall, everybody dies.