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I was really sick yesterday.

Saturday, [livejournal.com profile] akawil was vomiting, and we all thought it was food poisoning from some inconsistently-defrosted turkey. Yesterday [livejournal.com profile] ladymondegreen and I came down with the same symptoms, so the the turkey’s off the hook unless somebody’s invented contagious food poisoning.

I spent the entire day sleeping, interrupted by having to use the toilet (generally at both ends) every 20-40 minutes. This eventually tapered off; by the evening I wasn’t vomiting anymore, and was able to sit still for an hour at a time, and kept down a dish of applesauce.

This morning I discovered my belly muscles had firmed up — I’d barfed enough to give myself an abs workout!

work

Date: 2005-01-05 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The best part is when you call in sick to work the next day:

``I've got to call in sick...No, I'm not sick, but I was last night...no, but I spent eight hours on the can instead of sleeping.''

Andrew A. Gill

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