Night of the Living Will
Mar. 28th, 2005 12:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
avramThe Terri Shiavo case has everybody thinking about living wills and instructions for killing them and whatnot. Here’s mine:
If I’m ever reduced to a comatose or vegetative state beyond the hope of cure by medical science, I want to be restored to health by the power of black magic. Spare no goats or chickens in the effort; let the hospice halls run red with the blood of sacrifices to Satanic powers.
If human sacrifice becomes necessary, make it somebody I don’t like. I hereby appoint![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bugsybanana as arbiter of whom I dislike, so don’t piss her off.
(Would “Dark Satanic Wills” have been a better title?)
If I’m ever reduced to a comatose or vegetative state beyond the hope of cure by medical science, I want to be restored to health by the power of black magic. Spare no goats or chickens in the effort; let the hospice halls run red with the blood of sacrifices to Satanic powers.
If human sacrifice becomes necessary, make it somebody I don’t like. I hereby appoint
bugsybanana as arbiter of whom I dislike, so don’t piss her off.(Would “Dark Satanic Wills” have been a better title?)
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