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[avram]

My girlfriend got bit by a large dog of unknown breed on the day after a full moon. Should I be investing in silver?

Comments

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

Just be careful about how and when you feed her chocolate :-)

[redbird]

I don't think she'd object to a bit of pretty silver jewelry, maybe a necklace. (I don't remember whether she has pierced ears.) Or did you mean for yourself?

[bugsybanana.livejournal.com]

Earrings are more my speed, but silver makes the holes itch.

[kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com]

Why, are you intending to shoot your girlfrend?

Just let her bite you, for crying out loud. Then you can hunt for your meat together.

[bugsybanana.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me!

[bugsybanana.livejournal.com]

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