The Haggard and Jones Show

[avram]

You’ve all heard about Tim Ted Haggard, the powerful Christian evangelist who has frequent discussion with GW Bush, and how Mike Jones, a gay bodybuilder and masseuse, said a few days ago that Haggard had frequently had sex with him and that he’d seen Haggard use methamphetamine.

Haggard denied the accusations, claiming that Jones was lying, but stepped down temporarily from his position as senior pastor of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs so the charges could be investigated.

Then Haggard admitted that some of the charges were true — he had purchased meth using Jones to get him in touch with the dealer, but he had done so just for curiosity’s sake, and thrown the drugs away unused.

Oh, and he’d also gotten massages from Jones.

So at this point, I’ve got one burning question on my mind: Is Haggard the “200 Percent Straight” guy from the funniest Dan Savage column ever?

Actually, a second question: Why do American media straight-facedly report on the results of polygraph tests as if these tests actually had some meaning? They might as well tell us about news figures’ tarot readings or horoscopes.

Comments

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

It's Ted, not Tim. He's completely innocent of all, well, of most, well, of some of the charges. But he's still stepping down from his job. I'm guessing he wants to spend more time spanking his family.

[kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dan Savage has a post on Haggard!

[bugsybanana.livejournal.com]

A man who administers massages is a masseur, dear. A woman practitioner is a masseuse.