Lox! Must have lox!

[avram]

I’ve suddenly got a craving. I want a bagel (pumpernickel, probably) with cream cheese and lox. Not that wussy nova stuff you folks out in the provinces have been tricked into calling lox, but the real stuff, belly lox, brine-cured and salty, almost impossible to find outside NYC, oh god, want it now, none of the places I know where to buy it are open late, there’s probably not a place on the planet open right this second where I could buy some, arg.

Comments

HAHAHHA!

[(Anonymous)]

Pathetic outer-borough scum!
Sure, Sable's, the one true source of all things icthyoid and preserved, is closed by 2am, but if I want lox at 3 am, I can get it.

Mwahahahaa.

On the other hand, you get to pay about 1/2 the ripoff price I do. And the fact that it's a Brooklyn ()( I wish I had that special Boondocks font for Brooklyn shout-outs...) bagel/fish shop does give you some more cred.

In the end, it's even.