Avram's journal

A dozen things I love about bugsybanana:

1. Her big, brown eyes.
2. Her full, moist, kissable lips.
3. Her sharp sense of humor.
4. Her curvy figure.
5. She sticks with me even though I don’t deserve her.
6. We both think of the same thing when we hear “Maggie’s Farm”.
7. That funny little noise she makes when she can’t quite decide whether to be amused or outraged.
8. That smooth, strokeable curve under her chin.
9. She’s not afraid of taking the subway at night.
10. She’s a better Jew than I am.
11. She’s got New York in her blood.
12. She gets almost all of my jokes, even the obscure ones that combine They Might Be Giants lyrics with 1970s-era NYC politics.