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George Foreman USB iGrill
The low-fat, high-bandwidth solution to your networked cooking needs is finally here. The George Foreman USB iGrill conveniently connects to your home or office PC using USB 2.0 technology, and provides a sophisticated web-based cooking interface.
Whitespace programming language
Most modern programming languages do not consider white space characters (spaces, tabs and newlines) syntax, ignoring them, as if they weren't there. We consider this to be a gross injustice to these perfectly friendly members of the character set. Should they be ignored, just because they are invisible? Whitespace is a language that seeks to redress the balance. Any non whitespace characters are ignored; only spaces, tabs and newlines are considered syntax.

Really, not a whole lot else that’s funny. This may be the lamest April Fools Day in the last few years. Maybe it’s the war.

In other news, I weigh 279 today, half a pound lighter than when I weighed myself just after having been sick for three days. I realized that I’d been eating really badly for a few weeks, so now I’m being more careful.

And I got a big wodge of the dental software project art done last night. I oughta be able to finish it off in another day or two. And I’ve discovered that I’ve probably got a few hundred dollars worth of auctionable-on-eBay Magic cards.

Update: Wait, I forgot about Google MentalPlex. (Not as funny as PigeonRank.) Further Update: Nope, that’s three years old.

Stop the presses! It just occurred to me to check to top page of ThinkGeek, and they’ve got more than just the grill:

  • The Shrinter is the world's first combination color laser printer & shredder!
  • Shirt Guy Dom GOLD: Powered by the brand new S.T.I.C.K. engine, these games take full advantage of your PC's capabilities without wasting processor time on useless things like color, surfaces or textures.
  • Executive Atom Collection: Bask in the nostalgia provided by this magnificent display case containing a single atom from each element on the periodic table.
  • Celebrity DNA: Imagine some of the future possibilities, like: Celebrity-Milkshakes(tm), Celebrity-Pets(tm) and even Celebrity-In-A-Mylar-Bag-Boardgame(tm)!

Whitespace programming language

Date: 2003-04-01 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The "whitespace language" trick has been done before, and you can use all the features of Perl instead of the abortive assembler proposed by the people in your link. See the Acme::Bleach Perl module on http://search.cpan.org/

J.K. Cohen

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