Accomodating Bothans, Retweaking Twi'leks

[avram]

Thanks to Ceej, I see that someone’s worked up a script to generates random bits of text that could be patch notes for Star Wars: Galaxies. These all sound pretty plausible to me:

“Increased stats for Novice Chefs instead of decreasing spawns of all NPC missions.”
“Accommodated Bothans by bypassing AI routines on the secondary stats.”
“Corrected a problem with Dancers by randomizing all Jedi.”
“Retweaked Twi'leks while invalidating the most often exploited broken electrobinoculars.”