It's good to have her back

cadhla: “You don’t need a Captain Midnight secret decoder ring to sleep with me!”

BFL, week 4, day 1: lower-body

(  Lower-body workout numbers  )

"I'd like to backlash your booty like you were Susan Faludi."

Nerve.com’s pickup lines contest has posted its winners. There were three categories, for originality (my favorite is Anna Maxbauer’s “I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?”), successful lines, and miserable failures.

I’ve never been sure whether pickup lines were supposed to be ways of starting up a conversation, or of making a pass in the course of a conversation that’s already running. Most of these seem like the former.