Seder stories

[avram]

First night

Me: This Coca-Cola is made with sugar, as it was in the days when the Lord took me out of Egypt.
bugsybanana: We drink this in remembrance of the wax tadpole Pharaoh bit that set his teeth on edge.

Second night

“I like it rough” ranks pretty high on the list of things one should never have to hear one’s mother say.

OK, she was talking about haroset, and she meant “coarse”, but still.

Comments

[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

For the record, I like haroset.

Mothers and faux pas

[(Anonymous)]

Me: For the record, Mom, the pager thing that tells you when your table is ready at the Olive Garden? It's not a vibrator. Never ever call it that again.

[wouldyoueva.livejournal.com]

I don't know about *your* mom, I say things like that just to mess with my kid's mind (evil cackling ensues...)