Avram's journal

First night

Me: This Coca-Cola is made with sugar, as it was in the days when the Lord took me out of Egypt.
bugsybanana: We drink this in remembrance of the wax tadpole Pharaoh bit that set his teeth on edge.

Second night

“I like it rough” ranks pretty high on the list of things one should never have to hear one’s mother say.

OK, she was talking about haroset, and she meant “coarse”, but still.