Freedom is the new slavery

[avram]

Food is the new sex. Poverty is the new black. Or maybe gray is the new black, and green is the new orange. Hate is the new love. Fat is the new thin.

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[avram]

At last the rest of the world is catching up with my taste. Though I'd never noticed Hillary's ankles. I'm not much of an ankle man.

[avram]

Or not. Now that I've actually read the article, it's pretty clearly a piece of fictional satire.

I don't care. Fat women are still fabulous.

Chris says I love you too.

[(Anonymous)]

But I still need to be a bit less fat.