Able was I ere I saw Ikea

[avram]

Zee letest step in zee oongueeng Mufeen’ tu Jueesey chruneecles ves a feesit tu Ikea, veet my perents fuuteeng zee beell. (Zeey’re-a neece-a thet vey. Bork bork bork!) Zee plun ves tu booy a dresser/cluzees cebeenet theengie-a tu meke-a up fur my bedruum’s leck ooff clusets, und un Ifer shelfeeng uneet fur buuks und stooffff veet a booeelt-in drup-leeff desk fur my cumpooter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! (Fur dreveeng I’fe-a steell gut zee dreveeng teble-a zeey gut me-a vey beck in my cullege-a deys. Um gesh dee bork, bork!) Und I’d peeck up rundum essurted stooffff elung zee vey, leeke-a a smell bedseede-a teble-a. I’d tekee meesoorements a foo deys egu, und hefe-a un oold Ikea cetelug oon hund, su I cuoold feegoore-a oooot vhet vuoold feet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Fur zee dresser I settled oon three-a 20" Pex uneets veet pooll-oooot shelfes, a cluzees reeel, a truooser hunger, und booeelt-in loondry besket. Um de hur de hur de hur. Und a fooll-lengt murrur fur oone-a ooff zee duurs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thees plun deedn’t soorfeefe-a cuntect veet zee clerk. Zeey dun’t hefe-a zee murrur in stuck, oor zee shelfes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Meybe-a next munt. Nu, zeey cun’t reserfe-a zeem, I’fe-a gutta gu beck next munt effter calleeng tu see-a iff zeey’fe-a gut zee stooffff. Boot ve-a buooght zee rest ooff it, und ve’re-a hefeeng it deleefered next veek; it cun seet in oooor cepeceeuoos sturege-a spece-a teell it’s reedy tu be-a essembled. Bork bork bork!

Zee Ifer ves a seemiler stury — inuoogh ooff zee necessery cumpunents vere-a oon hund thet I cun booeeld zee secshun veet zee desk, boot stureeng my buuks veell hefe-a tu veeet teell zeey get mure-a nerroo shelfes in stuck. Groomble-a, groomble-a.

Und I fuoond a bedseede-a teble-a I leeke-a, boot ve-a joost pleeen furgut ebuoot it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Gut luts ooff oozeer stooffff thuoogh, leeke-a lemps und a veendoo bleend. Bork bork bork! Ooh, demn, furgut tu get a roog.

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[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

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[redbird]

Como se dice esto en ingles?

[bigscary.livejournal.com]

This reminds me. Did you manage to catch the the new Muppet Christmas thing?

Chris says don't do this again.

[(Anonymous)]

Was this as hard to write as it was to read?